damazcuz:

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

10001gecs:

mas0nalexander:

10001gecs:

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

darkcomedies:

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

yorickish:

hey slurt

scaridea:

wizardsisananimal:

THE. ACORN WEEVIL

video: close up shots of an acorn weevil set to ominous, piercing tones. it cuts to a scientist saying, “look at THAT !” then back to the weevil. the scientist continues, “it doesn’t get any better-” and is cut off by a piercing tone and extreme close up of the weevils face. after a few more shots of the weevil, the scientist mutters, “really..” end ID

khytal:

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

yogurtfluff:

their true form……

cunty-cryptid:

kaen0m0re:

here

ookamisirius:

testing my tumblr

ivysyndrome:

So I’ve been watching the guilty gear strive cutscenes and though of this

depsidase: